HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen attacking a website McDonald's employee during the lunch rush yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden lost his temper about his order. The McDonald's employee, giving his name as John Doe, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden quickly escalated t